Recently i was told i am severely twisted...I can now proudly say I am NOT the only severely twisted person in the world...
My husband ( i know... i know poor sucker) (but believe me he was demented long before i met him) (he's part of the reason why i am severely twisted) was just now walking out of the living room carrying a laundry basket yelling "BOCK BOCK BOCK CHICKEN WINGS" only to reflect what we were watching on TV... but, none the less, there he was in his big dog sleep pants, his dyke's lumber t-shirt and his now very short hair sticking up like he is the joker from batman flapping his arms and yelling "BOCK BOCK BOCK CHICKEN WINGS!!" It's a nut house i live in I swear it!
Anyways....a few weeks ago we had a conversation about new events for the Olympics... today he comes to me with his 'best' idea ever...Downhill Ice skating... yes think about it...let it roll around your brain for a few minutes....downhill Ice skating...Imagine how scary that would be...only someone who's cheese was rapidly sliding off their crackers would think of something as twisted and demented as downhill ice skating...
I thought about events like scaring...you set up this plan to scare someone and then execute it...imagine how inventive it would be....when my friend Michele and i are walking on the reservoir taking pictures and talking all of a sudden a GIANT KING KONG sized gorilla head shows up in the middle of the reservoir and starts moving towards us......or...or....ahead of us across the guardrails a gigantic octopus arm flops down across the road flattening everyone in front of us and sucking them up and pulling into the depths of the reservoir all the while we'd both be screaming like suicidal bombers in WWII......contestants would be graded on how fearful the victims appeared, intensity of screaming (hmmmm maybe a scream chart is needed)and creativity....
It's an idea i don't know if it will ever happen but could you imagine?? LOL
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